She is the Cat in pajamas

HELP US!

Jen and I are having an argument about this ladybug (a rather loud shrill argument). I do not recognise it at all. She claims it was on my bookshelf in the hall and I say it was not. I don't even recall packing or unpacking it or even recieving it as a gift.

Does any one know who it belongs to or how it got here?

Edited to add
( By request )

I passed my exam so am now a registered nurse! Finally the 4 years of study have paid off and I now can start work in February. Whee money!

I don't feel any different though. Am I supposed to feel more like a grown up?

I am horribly confused. My hotmail account has just disappeared from my windows live mail program and my computer likes to turn itself off at random intervals and now programs keep 'not responding'. I feel like I'm using Leah's computer sometimes. Virus check shows up nothing. Am tempted to punch computer in the cunt and see if that works or maybe I'll just watch ER instead.

Oh Tyra!

New Moon Lolcat styles

I'm sitting in a lazyboy chair on the internet in a shiny new house. Can life get any better? I submit that it cannot!

Conviently ignoring the fact that my room looks like a box full of clothes exploded in it and my bookshelf is in disarray

CHOTCH!

Hey Linkspam times

Inventions
This would be useful for someone...

Shoes, shoes, shoes
Jen needs to get the headlight slippers and I rather like the heated slippers

Do physicist really worry about this stuff?

For Jen
Top 10 McDonalds

Me and Michael Buble vs Jen and the Arctic Monkeys

Ugh slimeballs exsist all over the world

Dinsey Princess section of the pew bible
Disney Princess deconstruction

Australian beer ad featuring Ho-White

Spam for ladies
My first though was which lips is this for...

Oh and if you are bored go do a google image search for naked mole rats and stare in horrified fascination

( Let me bore you with holiday photos )

( Its been ages since I posted so here is my life recently in Lolcat pictorial form )

Mmmm cupcakes

Of course it hurts! Nerve endings+Impact=Pain. Duh!

Dear Cassandra Clare

I just finished your book City of Glass. It was ok. Not brilliant but not all facpalmingly awful.
There are of course a few things I not hold with and think could be done better.

-some more reminders of what actually happened in previous books would be nice. I understand that other people do not like lots of expositiony type stuff but I read a buttload of books (over 50 books this year and counting), most of them from series so I rather like recappy type things to remind me.

- Introducing new characters that have giant neon flashing signs over them screaming "I'M A VILLIAN!" isn't good writing

- I have a problem with a whole bunch of people who aren't the main characters acting like stupid sheep. I hate it when people say "Oh no this awful thing couldn't possibly happen becasue it has never happend before" and then when nobody but the main charatcer people object to this idea I get cross.

- Incest. Nuff said

- Oh and ridiculously conveinent and neat solutions to 3 books worth of angst, flailings and drama never go down well with me.

- It could possibly do with more car explosions. The last book I read had 4. It was AWESOME!

Now I'm really interested to see what Ali thinks of this book. I'm sure she will let you know.

All the best

Cath

So I'm tootling off shortly back to the coast in my dear wee Algy. I am accompanied by 2 hard drives, one monitor, a keyboard, a mouse and a laptop and shall only be returning with the laptop. Sorry Leroy and Geoffrey, your time with us has come to an end *insert weepy/wistful violin music here*

Also if I am being completely honest the main reason I'm going home is so I can have a cheese toastie in Mum and Dad's fab cheese toastie maker. Yup that's right I'm driving 3 hours on a potentially trecherous road just so I can have some warmed up bread with cheese. So if I should have a horrible accident at least it was all for a good cause.

I hope the moronic drivers have decided to drive somewhere other than State Highway 73 today.

But before I go I just want to share this which has the potential to burn your eyeballs, also its really really not work safe

And I actually think these are a good idea

Dear saffronlie




We hope you approve

Sincerly

The LFOD

treacleangel, _honeyspider, phfa and potatoeangel (who was the actual creator)

I got my new drivers licence today. My dopey koala face strikes again. I just can't help but pull bizzare faces in id photos. Its my not so secret talent.

I have three more weeks of polytech ever for my BN. Earlier I was freaking out about being a real nurse next year but now I'm acutally kinda exicted. Also thanks to another of Judy's fabulously interesting lectures I can see that I'm going to end up being a crazy feminist, activist nurse. I am so sorry you guys ^_^

Also being at tech while all the other students are on holiday is great. There are always tables free in the library and the queue at the cafe is real short. Oh and there and tons and tons of carparks. I drove in on Friday morning and my poor wee Algy was the only car in the big Barbados carpark. I felt mean abadoning him there but when I came back at lunchtime he had some friends.

Jen making lasagne for tea which we are all excited about



Better go get more cheese and milk for this lasange.

Oh and have now gone and got addicted to trademe. I'm a very bad person.

Tampon testing experiment for the lolz

The LFOD watched at doco last night about women getting their labia chopped up. Was rather distressing and disturbing.

Then we watched Chuck tonight and Leah was adorably concerned about Chuck's dad possibly being evil.

In other news my hair is in pincurls again. I'm going to see how long my hair can be convinced to hold a curl. I bet by about 2pm tomorrow the curl will have almost dropped out.

Tomorrow I lose four teeth. Leah will then be the only one in the LFOD with her original number of teeth just like Alison is the only one with tonsils.

I have a stack of dvds out from civic to watch while I'm lying on the couch feeling sorry for myself. Oooh and Mum found two Johnson and Friends dvds. We are very excited.

Cath is now offically banned from making brownie. This is why...

Cath: Lets make one egg brownie

Ali: OK. Go make it while I pee.

Cath: Alrighty

Cath melts butter then adds flour instead of the egg and sugar first, at which point Ali returns

Cath: Uh oh. I think I've made fail

Ali: Oh no.

Cath: Lets try to make it work

Cath throws in the rest of the ingredients in no particular order then leaves kitchen

Ali: This mixture if very dry

Ali adds more butter then milk and puts mix a dish in microwave

Ali: This brownie looks weird... Its making the icing sugar weird

Cath: I'll try it.... Its not awful but not the best... I don't think I should make brownie ever again... At least not unsupervised.

Brownie sits forlornly on the floor half uneaten.

The End

Disney Princesses all grown up in the real world

I went to Africa and all I got was this maggot in my arm

People like this make me sick

Interestingly amusing use for Twitter

In other news I found a lump on my wrist (which I in no way freaked out about) and my GP says its a ganglion and
it looks abit like this

Also exactly one week to go until I get my wisdom teeth ripped out. Be prepared for some serious whining and complaining. Don't say you haven't been warned.

Barack Obama: Fly Killing Badass